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Put the Rum Howler on the Cover!

Posted by Arctic Wolf on October 22, 2011

In 6 to 8 weeks (January 5th is what I have been told) a new internet magazine is going to launch called ‘flave‘. It’s kind of a “user manual for being a guy” magazine. Or maybe it’s more of a “the best way to waste your time” kind of magazine. I think they are still kind of figuring that out. Now normally, I do not go out of my way to promote magazine launches, but in this case (because I have been asked to be a contributing writer) it’s in my self-interest to do a little promoting. We are still working out the details, as I have insisted that I will not contribute if my independence is compromised. I will write what I want, when I want, without regard for who their sponsors may be.

Of course, the magazine has no idea that I plan to begin an immediate campaign to put myself on the cover of the first issue. (They want a nice picture of a sexy Helen Anahita instead.)  So to make my case I have arranged to have a  ‘mocked up’ first ever flave magazine cover made (pictured to the right) with yours truly on the cover.

If you are with me on this, then send in your subscription request with a demand to put me on the cover. (I guess if you want the sexy Helen Anahita instead you can just send in the normal subscription request.)

The Magazine will be free to all who sign up at

If you want the Rum Howler on the cover, just send them an email ( with the subject line:

Put the Rum Howler on the Cover!

Cheers Everyone!

4 Responses to “Put the Rum Howler on the Cover!”

  1. Hamburgeron said

    Long time lurker here. I love your cover, but I be honest, Helen is a bit hard to beat, at least for us heteros. But I’m going to vote for you just the same.

    BTW, what is the spirit in the bottle you are holding, I can’t seem to recognize?

    • Yeah, Helen Anahita is very easy to look at, but I just want the cover, she can still have the photo spread inside. Thanks for the vote, and the bottle is Legendario Elixir de Cuba and the glass is 1 part Legendario and three parts ice-cream. (Yummm!)

  2. Congrats! Looking forward to your articles.

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